The best quality piece we've ever made.

Stone coloured, acid washed and Alpha as f*ck, this premium unisex shirt will establish you as the rightful leader of your friendship group.

The limited-edition print features the Augustus of Prima Porta - a full-length portrait statue of Augustus Caesar, the first emperor of the Roman Empire.

Just like Lewis Spears, the marble statue stands at more than 2 metres tall, weighs over 1,000 kilograms and exudes Alpha Energy™.

NOTE: We are expecting a high volume of sales during the 3 year anniversary of Death Threats Don't Scare Me. All orders will be shipped by late August 2021.

This is a limited restock - don't sleep on these again, they'll be gone in no time.