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"YOU WON'T BE LAUGHING WHEN YOU'RE DEAD"

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LEWIS SPEARS

The longest comedian in Australia.
He's also very tall.

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You're dead C#&NT

Mark, Facebook

I see you're performing at the Gold Coast.
I'm going to be there...
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We'll see who's laughing after I'm done with u. 
Say goodbye to ur family

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