Need to assert your dominance on the situation in a subtle way?
Girls and boys, this is the tee for you. High quality, comfy and stylish this unisex shirt will let everyone in the room know you mean business and can handle anything.
With this on, you could buy a single ticket to the movies, reply to "enjoy the film" with "you too" and the girl behind the counter would STILL think you've got Alpha Energy™.
NOTE: We are expecting a high volume of sales during the 3 year anniversary of Death Threats Don't Scare Me. All orders will be shipped by late August 2021.
This is a limited restock - don't sleep on these again, they'll be gone in no time.